I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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