So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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