you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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