Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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