real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
even my farts smell like vagina
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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