Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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