am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
