there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
