this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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