Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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