I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
someone owes me an orgasm
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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