some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
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