I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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