i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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