I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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