Sponge bath it is.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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