after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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