Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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