My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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