The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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