You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize