You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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