my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
That was an excessively violent trivia night
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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