Non-Jews are for practice
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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