At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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