yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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