dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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