these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Terrible idea I love it
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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