i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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