I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Your cock deserves a montage
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
