so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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