Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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