you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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