Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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