Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Randomize