OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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