brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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