And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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