She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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