Whod you bang
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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