the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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