"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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