Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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