seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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