he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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