i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i think we sleep fucked last night...
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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