i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
My penis needs a shock collar
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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