brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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