no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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