She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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