Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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