Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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