There is no way he is gay with that hair.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize