If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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