If that was your dad, he is hot
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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