is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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